What a girl (actually) wants.

“What you can expect out of Grindr.”I plan on making about a million more of these, so subscribe if you dig it.

Anonymous asked:

roses are red, violets are blue. my cat is vomitting on my bed.

I can honestly say I didn’t see that ending coming. Kudos. Sorry about your bed, though. Unless you call your penis your cat, in which case, that’s awesome about your bed.