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People I would make sexytime with.

I know. I’m not original; I got the idea from Jenna Marbles. I like what she’s saying, though. The message behind her video is that if we were all straightforward about who we would hypothetically bang, date, lick in gross places, whatever- as long as there isn’t any cheating involved- it would make all of our lives a whole lot easier.

So without further ado, this is a list of people that I, given the opportunity and their permission, would at least touch in their naughty places without thinking twice.

Nick Thompson from Hit The Lights could be one of those people that uses the wrong “your/you’re” and I’d still marry him and forever be his.

It hurts me on the inside to make the following picture smaller to fit this post because Bo Burnham is that beautiful.

Christopher Meloni is somehow still attractive to me at fifty - one.

Frank Iero with the hair he’s got in this picture but not the hair he’s got now unless he asked really nicely and showed me how to play the solo at the beginning of “Headfirst For Halos.”

Iwon Rheon could get it like eight times a day even though I’ve never seen an episode of Misfits.

Did I mention that I’d let Nick from Hit The Lights have his way with me? Because, like, I’d let Nick from Hit the Lights have his way with me.

I love Sara Bareilles to death but I’d only kiss her because lady parts are weird to me and I’d rather just be her best friend anyway.

Anybody with an Australian accent has roughly a twenty percent better chance of me putting my dinghy in or around them.

I’d do everything except for have sex with Brendon Urie granted he agreed to sing whenever his mouth wasn’t otherwise engaged.

It’s that easy, guys. I encourage you to post your own lists. It’s liberating in a way.

Seriously, get at me, Nick. Get at me and we will hit more than just the lights.

Unf.

Aug. '11

Church & Chambers - “The Lesser Of Two Evils (Where The Money’s At)”

(This is not an anti - conservative or an anti - liberal song. It is an anti - lying - politician song, and it is in reference to neither party nor any one specific person. So don’t send me your hate comments please and thank you.) <3

They saw a man with charm and charisma
Who told them what they wanted to hear
Some had blamed chance when their lives turned dismal
And some, mistakes of the last eight years

Somewhat hopeful for once, they cast their votes
The applause light is on, let’s start the show
With a flick of his wrist
The plot took a twist
& he wasn’t the man they thought they knew
Roll the dice again ‘cause it’s all a game
Some will win some will lose but the board won’t change
‘Cause the only time he
Put any minds at ease
Was when he went home and told his family

I found where the money’s at
Write your resignation letters & throw your hats

Like a bear in a trap, I was lured
Or maybe I set the thing myself
But keep in mind that you’ll never know for sure
You don’t get to meet the actors
Not now, not after bows, not once all the music’s stopped

Were you confident when you made your choice?
Do you already have buyer’s remorse?
Is he just a scapegoat
Because you’d rather gloat
Than face the fact you’re beating a dead horse?
We’ll keep buying those quick - picks, even though we
Are more likely to find the money on the street
‘Cause when and if we win
We’ll pop champagne again
Only this time, a toast to victory

I found where the money’s at
Write your resignation letters & throw your hats

My head was in the clouds where it’s always been
Surprise, surprise, we lost and we’ll never win
Those with broken spirits, meet those appauled
The lesser of two evils as usual
There was a thundering boom and a flash of light
And what was a discussion became a fight
I don’t care about the specifics
Don’t want to hear about the specifics